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December 26, 2012

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
 and stop stressing about your plane crashing then you being eaten by a shark.

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